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Sedum clavatum blooms, I’ve never seen these before. They’re beautiful

the-haiku-bot:

nudityandnerdery:

griffonatrix:

Movie poster showing Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Animal dramatically walking towards camera, lit with bright white from behind casting long shadows to their front on a glossy stage, with the title "The Muppets ¶ Fucking KILL Bob Iger". "The Muppets" is written in blocky letters in a shiny dark green, and "Fucking KILL Bob IGER" is written slightly diagonally, in a more hastily-painted looking font in dark crimson. At the bottom of the poster, angled like it's part of the floor the Muppets are walking on, is "THIS FALL" in all caps in gold.ALT

this came to me in a dream

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“Mr. the Frog, we all agreed, a CEO is not a people.”

“Mr. the Frog, we

all agreed, a CEO

is not a people.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cuteness–overload:
“A good samaritan💙 [OC]
Source: https://bit.ly/3K5LG68
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cuteness–overload:

A good samaritan💙 [OC]

Source: https://bit.ly/3K5LG68

albertinesimonet:

agnesmontague:

i just farted and the air purifier in my room went on red alert

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goodnight

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it is

everythingstarstuff:
“ Emanuel Schongut
”

hydro-rat:

hydro-rat:

man as an afab nb with long hair and no intention of cutting it and tits too big to bind i rly have no way to not look cis. cis people rly see me on the streets n think we have the same vibe….. frightening. 

oh dear ima stop this post right here to say i found a stinkbug on my ceiling 

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anti-dysphoria stinkbug: if you didn’t have long hair, you wouldn’t have had that scrunchie on you and i would have been slightly harder to wrangle

me, sobbing: i understand why you came to me, i understand the lesson in self acceptance you wanted me to learn. nb has no “look” and i can just present in whatever way suits me.

anti-dysphoria stinkbug: you’ve learned well.

midiport:

she is so strange i love her so much..

jarmes:

afloweroutofstone:

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They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones

It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal

He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X

20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago

emmavonskulltaker:

beggars-opera:

panicedgannet:

beggars-opera:

I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -

Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.

Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post

For every fathom you descend into the ocean the pressure around you increases. By five fathoms down you’re experiencing two atmospheres of pressure. At about ten fathoms, a human can no longer survive on their own, and must have supplemental oxygen to continue their descent. With specialized diving gear, we can go to perhaps 60 fathoms under our own power. By that depth, even the clearest waters are dark. Perhaps one percent of visible light remains, mostly in the blue range. The water is blues and greys around you, shadowy like the last minutes before nightfall. The water below is darker still, impenetrable. But life still lurks beneath you, in the untold fathoms of the darkest sea, in an environment so hostile even our machines struggle to reach them.

sufficientlylargen:

anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.